If only words could do that
Preparing dinner last night....
Me - "Zachary, put the spatula back"
Zachary - happily banging spatula on the counter
Me - taking spatula and putting it back
Zachary - "Hey, I was playing with that!"
Me - "Didn't you hear the words that were coming out of my mouth? I said to put the spatula back"
Zachary - "Well, if the words would go back in your mouth then you wouldn't say that and I could play with it"
Me - "Why don't you go see what your father is doing?"